I paid the last bill and cancelled our lawn fertilizing service b/c hubby said they're not doing that great of a job and he'd do it himself.
Come home from various errands this morning and there's a "just fertilized" sign near the driveway and a bill in the door. I call the company to remind them I cancelled per my last bill and I wasn't paying this bill and furthermore the hubby just fertilized yesterday and now my lawn has the potential to look like a hay field!!
Response from owner of said lawn fertilizing company,
"Water the crap out of it."