We have a long history of golfers in my family. My brother is a PGA professional working as the head pro at a country club, my dad for fun and (free golf) is the golf starter at a country club, I play, hubby plays and so do the kids. We all love and appreciate a good golf joke.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on a Sunday."
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Have a great Sunday!